i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
