What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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