ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If I die, sorry about rent.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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