we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize