It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Also, beer. Big fan.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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