Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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