What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
