So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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