super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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