Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Small penises have feelings too.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
