im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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