love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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