everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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