It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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