once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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