Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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