So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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