these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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