No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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