i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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