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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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