that's an acceptable place to lick
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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