HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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