dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
babies were throwing up all over the place
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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