I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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