whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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