ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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