Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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