You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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