the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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