Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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