My first STD was from a foam party
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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