Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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