The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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