Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
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Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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