Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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