is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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