I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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