But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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