if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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