dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
This is classic penis vs brain.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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