My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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