Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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