And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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