Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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