For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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