Duck Duck Cougar?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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