Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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