You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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