i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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