Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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