She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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