Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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