We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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