if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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